Another Shameless Plug

Hey team.  I promise to write more regularly in here soon.  For now, follow, share, love. What it's like to try to have a baby when you're not 36, 24, 36.

Self Plugging (TWSS?)

I know I don't update this blog as much as I should (workin' on it), but my wife and I started a new blog together on our journey to start a family. And the Vial Makes Three!  I promise jokes, all praises to Nutella and maybe an rare look into how babies work when there is male parts (eww).

I Think My Feelings Are Best Expressed Through Gifs

At my previous job I would email the company anytime I launched a new website.  I felt like my feelings of working with said client were best expressed through gifs.  So when my last day came I thought it was only fitting I said goodbye via a gif fest.  Enjoy.

My first week or so here I felt like:

And sometimes all the tech speak sounded like:

But then you do your first demo and are like:

And you finally enter a ticket correctly in Redmine and Development is like:

And you start to pick up on some html so you can do things without asking Design and they are all:

Then Sales teaches you how to schmooze clients:

And then you get your first new client:

And you get them to add on a butt-load of extra stuff just because you said so:

And sometimes they ask you some ridiculous questions:

And you say the software gets easier to use the more they use it and they are like:

So you make some training videos to help:

So you arrange calls to walk through things and it feels like:

And sometimes they get it right away and you're like:

And sometimes, after 2 hours of 1-on-1 training they say, "Wait… I haven't figured out how to log in yet.  Can you start over?" and you feel:

But then you have your first company meeting with beer as a special guest:

And you have an afternoon nerding out with Marketing over your shared love of #BastardizingHashtags:

And then you get a new member to the client services team:

So be kind to Jim:

My parting words- May you all receive all the pleasures life has to offer:

And Remember:

Now let's all get out of here before something goes wro-